this warning:

No scam or hustles. I won't have cash on me, and I'm not important enough to kidnap, but if you've got the right car and the right "vibe" I can find us someone important enough to kidnap together- IN-THE-CAR-YOU-JUST-SOLD-ME. Like, for example, the Jonas Brothers. I have been on T.V. and I have access.

was found on a site.

GERARD FUCKING WAY WROTE THAT SHIT. HAHAHAHAHA